that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash

thestrangernextdoor:

sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

but here’s beyonce

and blue their baby

chaystar:

why so rude google

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

almamatsu:

Bitch I didn’t even lost my virginity yet.

hotpielookedlikehotpie:

why is it so expensive to be alive

rochellejanee:

i posted this on my friends wall

and people were bitching about how it was creepy 

so then i posted this

cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

carryonmywincestson:

pants with fake pockets